Emily Feld Nude Selfie Photos Released

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20-year-old Australian model Emily Feld appears to show off her nude body in the recently released collection of selfie photos in the gallery below.

 

It couldn’t be more obvious that with these nude pics, Emily Feld hopes to seduce a virile Muslim man to bounce on her down under like a rabid kangaroo.

Unfortunately for this felonious floozie, even though her body is halal enough to be given the honor of serving as an Islamic tunic snake parking space, us pious Muslim men will not touch the heathen hussies from the penal colony of Australia… For their accents are incredibly annoying, and their crevices are almost certainly infested with poisonous spiders and snakes.